First Christmas joke of the season (NOT):

A Christmas Story


Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met
by Saint Peter at the pearly gates.

"In honor of this holy season," Saint Peter said,
"you must each possess something that symbolizes
Christmas to get into heaven."

The first man fumbled through his pockets and
pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. It represents
a candle, he said. You may pass through the
pearly gates Saint Peter said.

The second man reached into his pocket and
pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and
said, "They're bells". Saint Peter said you may
pass through the pearly gates.

The third man started searching desperately through
his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's
panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised
eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"

The man replied, "They're Carol's".

Claudia D. Dikinis
http://starcats.com
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