Some things to Do Before the presidential inaugural in January:
1. Get that abortion you've always wanted
2. Drink a nice clean glass of water
3. Cash your social security check
4. See a doctor of your own choosing
5. Spend quality time with your draft age child/grandchild
6. Get that gas mask you've been putting off buying
7. Hoard gasoline
8. Borrow books from library before they're banned -- Constitutional law books, Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, Tropic of Cancer, etc.
9. If you have an idea for an art piece involving a crucifix, do it NOW
10. Come out of the closet then -- QUICK! GO BACK IN!
11. Jam in all the stem cell research your can
12. Stay out late before the curfews start
13. Go see Bruce Springsteen before he has his "accident"
14. Go see Mount Rushmore before the Reagan addition
15. Use the phrase: "You can't do that! This is America!"
16. If you're white, marry a black person. If you're black, marry a white person
17. Take a walk in Yosemite without being hit by a snowmobile or a base-jumper
18. Enroll your kid in an accelerated art or music class
19. Start your shcool day WITHOUT a prayer
20. Pass on the secrets of evolution to future generations
21. Learn French
22. Attend a commitment ceremony of your gay friends
23. Take a factory tour anywhere in the USA
24. Take a photograph of animals on the endangered species list
25. Visit Florida before the polar ice cap melts
26. Visit Nevada before it becomes radioactive
27. Visit Alaska before "The Big Spill"
28. Visit Massachusetts while it is still a state
Claudia D. Dikinis
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Political & Personal Astrology for a New Millennium
sic transit gloria mundi [so passes the glory of this world.]
HEADS UP: The greatness of every mighty organization embodying an idea in this world lies in the religious fanaticism and intolerance with which, fanatically convinced of its own right, it intolerantly imposes its will against all others: Adolf Hitler (German chancellor, leader of the Nazi party, 1889-1945)
"By words the mind is winged." - Aristophanes
"Eternal vigilance is the price of liberty" -- Thomas Jefferson
