From Holden at First Draft via Portal Pulpit comes this picture that for lack of a better expression (those are wasted on the pictures themselves) is to captioning, what an 80 mile an hour fastball down the middle of the plate is to "flaxseed-oiled" Barry Bonds:
Let's see, 90 Seconds what I can come up with:
GO!
"Ambidextrous George, able to be pitcher and catcher simultaneously"
"Mission Accomplished, I'll SAY!"
"Triple Sexpresso"
"It's not the size of the boat, it's the motion of that giant-assed ship behind me"
"Now THIS is a Man-Date!"
"When I said I wanted blow, that is not what I meant"
"Now this is the kind of Mr. Salty YOU can choke on"
"The Insurgents...are in my pants"
Whew, feel the burn.
Go ahead and add your own.
Claudia D. Dikinishttp://starcats.com >^..^<
Political & Personal Astrology for a New Millennium
sic transit gloria mundi [so passes the glory of this world.]
HEADS UP: The greatness of every mighty organization embodying an idea in this world lies in the religious fanaticism and intolerance with which, fanatically convinced of its own right, it intolerantly imposes its will against all others: Adolf Hitler (German chancellor, leader of the Nazi party, 1889-1945)
"By words the mind is winged." - Aristophanes
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