Claudia just buzzed me, lol:

BUZZFLASH REPORT Sunday May 11, 2003 at 1:18:53 PM
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Did Karl Rove Stuff Socks Down the Front of Bush's Pants Before He Got On
THAT Plane?
May 12, 2003

A BUZZFLASH READER COMMENTARY

It will be interesting to find out how much George's Campaign Photo Shoot,
with his "top gun" on display, will cost us? The picture was hilarious and
when I found out that "women think he's hot" I laughed even harder. I
decided perhaps I was too old and wasn't looking at it the right way. So, I
asked my daughter if she thought George Bush was hot and she laughed, "he's
an old guy and looks like a monkey." She looked at the picture and said
"what's wrong with his pants, he looks disgusting?"

"The other guy's pants don't look like that." I decided perhaps at 27 she
was too young and she doesn't like George anyway.

I asked my son, who likes George and believes this administration will save
him from all the monsters under his bed (he's 23) I asked him to look at the
picture, and he said "you just don't like Bush's policies so nothing he does
will suit you." He grabbed the picture and said "what does he have in his
pants, looks like golf balls, they shouldn't have let him go out looking
like that. So, he looks stupid, it's only one picture."

I went to my older daughter and son (in their 30's) and received pretty much
the type of responses. I've gone around my circle of friends and
acquaintances and still haven't found anyone who thinks he's hot. I wondered
where the survey was taken and felt sorry for the Soccer Moms who have
pretty much very little in their lives.

Do we know if he had socks or golf balls stuffed down his pants, and who put
them there Karl, "the brain" of George Bush?

>From a BuzzFlash Reader

A BUZZFLASH READER COMMENTARY

Another BuzzFlash Reader Speculates on Bush's Artificially Enhanced Crotch:

It wasn't socks or golf balls.

The former "fighter pilot" was too stupid to release his parachute harness
crotch straps as soon as he was on the deck.

Why am I not surprised?

>From personal experience I can tell you that it is VERY uncomfortable, if
not painful, to walk around that way.

Claudia D. Dikinis
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