Top Ten Arnold Schwarzenegger Campaign Slogans

10. "Monosyllabic Answers To Questions Will Help Speed Up Press Conferences"
9. "Governor Schwarzenegger or 'Kindergarten Cop 2.' You Choose."
8. "Just Close Your Eyes And You'll Swear I'm Henry Kissinger"
7. "Vote For Me And One Day I Might Be Able To Fight Off Robots That Are Trying To Wipe Out Human Race!"
6. "My Role As The 'Terminator' Has Prepared Me For A Career As A Soul-Less, Unfeeling Politician"
5. "Say Hello To Attorney General Lou Ferrigno"
4. "I'm Practically A Kennedy!"
3. "Ask Yourself: Are You Better Off Now, Than You Were Four Terminators Ago?"
2. "Vote For Me, If You Want To Live"
1. "You Thought Bush Mispronounced Words..."


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Dick Rosengarten, editor and publisher of California Political Week, told CNN Wednesday that the California race was drawing so many people, it was in danger of becoming a farce.
"You know what they say about politics," Rosengarten said. "It's show business for ugly people."