Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads
in their first school play. It was to be a Shakespearean Play.

The first little boy was to say "My fair maiden....I have come
to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope". The second
little boy was to reply by saying "Hark! a pistol shot"

Well on opening night in the school auditorium, the two
little boys were a bit nervous, knowing that all the seats
were going to be filled with grown-ups. The teacher told
them to take their places on the stage and to remember
to speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up. The
curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two
boys were terrified! . They stood there frozen.

So the teacher whispered for them to begin. The first boy
yelled out these unforgettable words...........................

"My fair maiden....I have come to kiss your snatch!...
and fill your hole with soap."

The second boy screams out..."Hark! a shistol pot, a
postle shiss, a pot of sh*t, horse sh*t, cow sh*t, bull
sh*t....I never wanted to be in this lousy play anyway.

The audience left howling.
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Do you know The difference between margarine and butter?

Both have the same amount of calories. Butter is slightly
higher in saturated fats at 8 grams compared to 5 grams.

Eating margarine can increase heart disease in women by
53% over eating the same amount of butter according to
a recent Harvard Medical Study.

Eating butter increases the absorption of many other
nutrients in other foods. Butter has many nutritional
benefits where margarine has a few only because they
are added!

Butter tastes much better than margarine and it can
enhance the flavors of other foods.

Butter has been around for centuries where margarine
has been around for less than 100 years.

Now for Margarine...

Very high in Trans Fatty Acids...
Triple! risk of Coronary Heart Disease...

Increases total cholesterol and LDL (this is the bad
cholesterol)

Lowers HDL cholesterol, (the good cholesterol)
.... Increases the risk of cancers by up to five fold...

Lowers quality of breast milk ..
Decreases immune response...

Decreases insulin response.
And here is the most disturbing fact....

HERE IS THE PART THAT IS VERY INTERESTING!

Margarine is but ONE MOLECULE away from being
PLASTIC...This fact alone was enough to have me
avoiding margarine for life and anything else that is
hydrogenated (this means hydrogen is added,
changing the molecular structure of the substance).

YOU can try this yourself: purchase a tub of margarine
and leave it in your garage or shaded area. Within a
couple of days you will note a couple of things: no flies,
not even those pesky fruit flies will go near it (that
should tell you! something) ... it does not rot or smell
differently...becau se it has no nutritional value, nothing
will grow on it...even those teeny weeny microorganisms
will not a find a home to grow.

Why? Because it is nearly plastic.

Would you melt your Tupperware and spread that
on your toast?
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Claudia D. Dikinis
http://starcats.com
Political & Personal Astrology for a New Millennium

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